1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,400 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:26,519 --> 00:00:33,520 CRASHED 3 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,760 JEN RATED 5 STARS 4 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,599 CHLOE RATED 5 STARS 5 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:10,960 Ryan? 6 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:25,479 I had the bomb in my hand. Sorry, guys. 7 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,919 The landlord is sending buyers here today, so... 8 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,159 -Put something on. -How come? 9 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,479 Maybe I'll scare her away and we can stay here. 10 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:39,159 No way, Ryan. The rental agreement expires in four weeks. 11 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,280 It's about you. I have somewhere to live. 12 00:02:42,039 --> 00:02:44,319 Nate's roommate has a job in Phoenix. 13 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,439 So I move in with him. 14 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,039 Who is the lame duck? 15 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:53,159 I'll see you this afternoon a few apartments. 16 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,599 See you later. 17 00:02:59,759 --> 00:03:03,080 I'm sorry. That was my sister. 18 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:05,520 Yes, I'm sure you'd like that. 19 00:03:18,479 --> 00:03:23,479 So funny. Sam is trying to be a firefighter! 20 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,960 Here is the Brushed Suede. 21 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:29,280 Also a cookie with it? 22 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:33,159 -It's on the house. -Sounds great. 23 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,319 LACIE, WANT TO RATE JACK? 24 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,199 See you tomorrow, Jay Jay. 25 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,840 See you then, Lacie. 26 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:46,360 I saw your son with the fireman's helmet. So sweet. 27 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:49,039 Yes, it is special. 28 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:41,360 Brushed suede with biscuit. Divine! 29 00:04:41,439 --> 00:04:43,040 UPLOAD SUCCESSFUL 30 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,519 YOU HAVE BEEN RATED 31 00:05:15,519 --> 00:05:19,240 -Beth! How nice to see you. -Same to you. 32 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,319 BETHANY JONES Pancakes at the pancake feast. 33 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:30,240 He loves sweets. 34 00:05:30,319 --> 00:05:31,720 What makes pancakes? 35 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,959 He is incredible. And so funny. 36 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,439 The best hangover ever. 37 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,920 Are you still at Hoddicker? 38 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,319 -Yes. Things are going really well. -Good to hear. 39 00:05:45,399 --> 00:05:50,439 -What brings you back here? -I'm starting at Blankman-Harper today. 40 00:05:50,519 --> 00:05:53,120 On the top floor. This is... 41 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:55,680 -Good luck. -Yes, thanks. 42 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,839 It's great that you still want to be with Hoddicker. 43 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,160 -Maybe not forever. -No. 44 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,879 -But right now... -Yes. 45 00:06:04,959 --> 00:06:08,519 It's great at the moment. In any case. 46 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,120 LACIE POUND: CURRENTLY WORKING AT HODDICKER 47 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,839 The other man in my life... 48 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:54,439 Yoga forever... 49 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,079 On horseback through the pine forest. Splendid! 50 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:06,439 Lacie... 51 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:08,480 I have a smoothie for you. 52 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,360 I have one for everyone. 53 00:07:10,439 --> 00:07:13,000 But some don't want one. 54 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,199 They are from the organic stand at the market. 55 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:17,759 Well, yes. 56 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,240 We don't actually talk to Ches. 57 00:07:42,519 --> 00:07:46,399 -3.1? How come? -He and Gordon are separated. 58 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:50,839 -Poor Ches. -No, we stick with Gordon. 59 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,639 Yes, of course. 60 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,240 That's why Ches slimes now everywhere. 61 00:07:57,319 --> 00:08:01,720 But if it falls below 2.5, then it's... bye-bye. 62 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,959 YOU HAVE BEEN RATED 63 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,120 LATEST REVIEW ANONYMOUS 64 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,919 -Yo, they take them. -Who? 65 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,600 The couple the landlord sent. I heard them talking. 66 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:48,399 And now here we come in the large light-flooded area. 67 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:52,360 Ideal for special occasions with your loved ones. 68 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:56,080 Great food, great company. 69 00:09:01,799 --> 00:09:04,279 I have them created from your photo stream. 70 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,759 Great hair. 71 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,879 Styled for free in our salon. 72 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:11,559 Oh my God. 73 00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:16,120 That's crazy. 74 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,159 -Do you like it? -He's not bad. 75 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,960 That doesn't exist. 76 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:29,159 But there is a bar and a restaurant only for tenants. 77 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,799 We have an unparalleled matrix for Genesis men. 78 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:40,080 These apartments go like nothing. If you are interested, don't wait. 79 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:42,279 I am very interested. 80 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:46,080 With standard rental and a rental agreement of six months, 81 00:09:46,159 --> 00:09:48,679 then we would come up... 82 00:09:48,759 --> 00:09:49,679 ...the amount. 83 00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:54,639 -And that's the price per... -Per week. 84 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,759 -You expected less? -Yes. 85 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,279 There are possibilities there. 86 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,519 Do you know? our Prime Influencers program? 87 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,320 -Do I meet the criteria for this? -Unfortunately not. 88 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,559 For that you would need about 4.5. 89 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,759 Make it to 4.5, receive a 20% discount. 90 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,200 -4.5. -Exactly. 91 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:27,759 LIMITED LIFE EDITION PELICAN COVE 92 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:41,360 Check out our wonderful picnic in perfect company. 93 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,600 A weekend at sea with Paul Mathesen 94 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,320 Holed. Things will go better next time 95 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,600 Wonderful picnic with wonderful people! 96 00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:10,159 Fantastic sunset with Naomi Jayne Blestow. 97 00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:18,440 Pelican Cove? 98 00:11:18,519 --> 00:11:21,559 What is that supposed to be? A eugenics program? 99 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,840 A community with a great way of life. 100 00:11:23,919 --> 00:11:26,600 No one is that happy. 101 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:29,799 Not even a two year old with a balloon. 102 00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:32,399 It's actually pretty cool there. 103 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,240 You're fulfilling not the criteria at all. 104 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:44,039 I'm very sorry, sir. Unfortunately I can't do anything about it. 105 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,679 There is hope. You are a fighter. 106 00:11:46,759 --> 00:11:50,440 And you can see that? 107 00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:52,799 I see that in analyzing your reputation. 108 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,440 Examining your numbers shows a solid popularity curve. 109 00:11:56,519 --> 00:12:00,480 An overall strong progression. This is the last 24 hours. 110 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,279 Can you see it? Even... 111 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:06,320 Already at 8:40 in the morning work on your social status. 112 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,279 Great slope there. 113 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,200 A few small crashes. 114 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,799 Trouble in traffic? 115 00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:14,639 Oh, just something at work. 116 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,679 OK. Let’s look at your sphere of influence. 117 00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:20,320 I'll zoom out. 118 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:21,960 Great peripheral values. 119 00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:24,080 Strangers like you. That is an advantage. 120 00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:27,000 A solid inner circle. That's good. 121 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:32,360 You still have a lot to do, but 4.5 is definitely doable. 122 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,600 -How long does that take? -4.5 to reach? 123 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:37,600 Without a major setback... 124 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:41,919 ...like public humiliation... I would say about 18 months. 125 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,279 Oh, it would have to be shorter term. Almost immediately. 126 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,759 Then you need a boost. 127 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,840 -What kind? -Well... 128 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,360 Your interactions limit yourself to your inner circle. 129 00:12:56,440 --> 00:13:00,600 That largely consists of it from people in the middle and lower range. 130 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:01,960 Like your outer circle. 131 00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:05,240 You get five stars from the service sector. 132 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,080 But beyond that there isn't much. At least as far as I can see. 133 00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:11,840 So you could need a boost. 134 00:13:11,919 --> 00:13:15,159 It would be best when quality people rate you well. 135 00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:18,799 -Quality people? -In the upper four area. 136 00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:20,480 If you impress them, 137 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,279 your curve increases rapidly and you get your boost. 138 00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:47,720 -You look great. -Thanks! 139 00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:51,960 -I'm not coming in. I'm at 2.4. -I'm sorry. I'm late. 140 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,799 I just need a few stars, please. 141 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,960 How are things going at Blankman? 142 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:11,600 Really great. 143 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:15,360 I bet you perform there... good job. 144 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,320 Would you like a croissant? I got an extra one at the coffee shop. 145 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:28,960 -No, I already had breakfast. -Naturally. It's all ok. 146 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:36,600 I have to get out of here... 147 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:47,000 Don't try too hard. This is how you lose respect. 148 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,879 The high fours smell it immediately. 149 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,919 Just be yourself. Be authentic. This is crucial. 150 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,440 -Time is up. See you then. -Oh, I would like to know... 151 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,720 Paul makes an amazing tapenade! 152 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:04,879 Good old Mr. Rags. 153 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,639 IMAGE UPLOADED 154 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,480 OLIVE TAPENADE 155 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,919 Crap. 156 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,919 What the heck is that? 157 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,600 -Tapenade. Do you want some? -Who are you? 158 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:03,120 I just wanted to try this. 159 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,440 Oh my God. 160 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:13,720 -What is? -Naomi. Crap. 161 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:19,720 The old, perfect Naomi? Are you still in contact? 162 00:17:19,799 --> 00:17:23,000 Get lost, Ryan. Come on! 163 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:32,200 Oh my God. Ney Ney, how are you? 164 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:34,559 I just made myself a snack. 165 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,480 Oh Lace, I'm so happy to see your face. 166 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,319 -Me too. It is... -...too long ago. 167 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,200 -Far too long. -My fault. 168 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:47,200 -No, mine. It's all like that... -It's all like that... 169 00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:51,039 Crazy. I'm so happy to see you. 170 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:54,200 Than you the photo posted by Mr. Rags... 171 00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:56,039 Yes, Mr Rags. 172 00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:01,200 I just had to call you because... 173 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,960 The ring is huge! 174 00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:11,319 Congratulations. Who is the... 175 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,599 -Paul? Correct? -He's great. So smart. And sweet. 176 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,200 You will be amazed by him. 177 00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:22,200 -The big day anyway... -Yes. When is that? 178 00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:23,640 We're getting married in a month, 179 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,119 on his parents' estate, on the island. 180 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,400 Outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. Do you know it? 181 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:34,160 -No, but... -It's a private island. Check it out. 182 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:43,160 -That's it... -Exactly. So, are you coming? 183 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,240 Are you kidding? Why, surely. 184 00:18:46,319 --> 00:18:49,359 Super. I wanted to ask if... 185 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:54,640 Lace, would you... Are you my maid of honor? 186 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,680 Seriously? 187 00:18:58,359 --> 00:18:59,839 Oh my God. 188 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:06,200 I mean, you have such cool friends now. Are you sure too? 189 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:10,920 Do you remember how we were at 11? planned our dream wedding? 190 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,519 Yes, but we... 191 00:19:13,599 --> 00:19:15,480 When I saw Mr. Rags... 192 00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:19,279 Old memories. Then I saw everything again. 193 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,160 Oh Ney Ney. 194 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,119 We didn't have that much contact as I wished. 195 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,960 Which is my fault. But this is an important day. 196 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,200 An important day in life. 197 00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:31,599 And I want, that my longest friend is there. 198 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,720 I want you by my side. 199 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,039 Oh my God. Thanks. 200 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,319 -What do I have to... -Not much, just give a speech. 201 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,960 A speech? Why, surely. 202 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,279 How many guests are coming? 203 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,279 Oh God, hundreds. 204 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:54,319 The guest list is insane. I'll send them to you straight away. 205 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,000 Paul invited so many. 206 00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:57,519 I don't want to say big fish. 207 00:19:57,599 --> 00:19:59,599 But they are all at least 4.7. 208 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:08,240 Ney Ney, you can rely on me. 209 00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:10,400 Don't drive yourself crazy about it. 210 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:14,720 Just talk about old memories. How we used to be, stuff like that. 211 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,920 -Clear. -I'll send you anecdotes. 212 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 -That would be great. -What size dress do you wear? 213 00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:21,960 -Oh... -I'll send you a 34. 214 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:23,400 Perfect. 215 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,039 We have uniform bridesmaid dresses. 216 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,640 -Love, Lay. -You too, Ney Ney. 217 00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:47,799 Did someone say shit? 218 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:51,400 Are you bosom friends now? 219 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,720 Oh, shut up. 220 00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:56,079 -She was always mean to you. -No, she wasn't. 221 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,480 She had such a rhyme about you. 222 00:20:58,559 --> 00:20:59,920 It was just fun. 223 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,359 -She cut your hair. -I asked her to do it. 224 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,039 She fucked Greg. 225 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:09,759 She didn't fuck Greg. 226 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,640 At least she looked hot. 227 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,160 LIST OF WEDDING GUESTS 228 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,640 Impressive. 229 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,680 Man. Yes, you can do it. 230 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,960 Carole, this is Lacie about the apartment. I'll take it. 231 00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:45,319 Fantastic. 232 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,759 Oh, I see They are still at 4.2. Is that... 233 00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:52,680 Yes. But I'll take care of that. I will transfer the deposit immediately. 234 00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:54,039 All right then. 235 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,079 In this world 236 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,000 we all are so busy with ourselves. 237 00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:05,160 It's easy to lose reality out of sight. 238 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,960 The important thing. 239 00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:15,920 But today I'm standing here and see the joy, 240 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,079 that Paul brought into Naomi's life. 241 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,640 And I know she's someone that is really important to me. 242 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,079 Ney Ney, 243 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,640 the little five year old girl, 244 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:37,119 that me in art camp addressed... 245 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,480 ...because it noticed that I was afraid. 246 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:45,440 The girl who helped me Mr. Rags to sew. 247 00:22:45,519 --> 00:22:47,240 I still have it. 248 00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:52,000 He's sitting on my desk and... 249 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:56,279 ...reminds me of Ney Ney every day. 250 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,519 And that, what she has always meant to me. 251 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:07,279 It's such an honor for me, to be here. 252 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:13,880 I wish you every happiness, that this stupid world can muster. 253 00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:18,799 I love you, Ney Ney. 254 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,680 Is the tear too much? 255 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,119 You fucking sociopath. 256 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:31,200 -Ryan, the taxi is here. Was it too much? -What? The tear, the photo or Mr. Rags? 257 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,039 He's sitting on my desk. 258 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,039 You can also apply it too thickly. 259 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,839 I want to see her happy on their wedding day. 260 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,000 The captivated 4.0 plus audience will shower you with 5 stars. 261 00:23:43,079 --> 00:23:46,000 Naomi and me were best friends. 262 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,599 I wish her all the best and wants to show that. 263 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,119 If I'm talking about hundreds 1A people get five stars, 264 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,400 all the better for everyone. 265 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,359 What are you hoping for? A 4.3, 4.4? 266 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,720 You get points from your gaming buddies. 267 00:24:01,799 --> 00:24:04,079 That's the same thing. I just want more. 268 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,440 Like Pelican Cove? 269 00:24:05,519 --> 00:24:08,359 What do you have against Pelican Cove? There are great apartments there. 270 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,240 Prison cells with fake smiles. 271 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:14,680 Great. My taxi is gone. The driver gave me a bad rating. 272 00:24:14,759 --> 00:24:17,920 Now I have to order a new one and was punished, great. 273 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,920 I'm sorry, but I miss my normal sister. 274 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,200 Who wasn't so obsessed and herself still really talked to me. 275 00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:26,359 My charger? 276 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,720 All this evaluation... Comparing yourself to people who... 277 00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:33,880 -Have you seen it? -...just pretend they're happy. 278 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,200 I told you keep your hands off it. 279 00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:40,440 High fours like Naomi are actually tired of life. 280 00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:42,440 My taxi is here. The next one. 281 00:24:42,519 --> 00:24:46,400 Can you get your deposit back? if that doesn't work? 282 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,240 Would you please stay out of this? 283 00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:49,599 You are my sister. 284 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,039 Yes, but if that was important to you, you might have noticed 285 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,279 that living together with you is not a hit for me. 286 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,880 Do you know, why I never brought a man with me? 287 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,640 Because no one should see that I live in a dingy dwelling 288 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,119 live with a threesome ass. 289 00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:10,240 Good luck with your performance. 290 00:25:42,519 --> 00:25:46,039 Hi! I'm coming. 291 00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:49,599 -My goodness! -I'm so sorry. 292 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,880 Great. Really great. 293 00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:15,359 Hey, Lace. I just wanted to get in touch. 294 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,279 I am straight on the way to the airport. 295 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,400 -Cool. So are you coming to the rehearsal dinner? -But yes. 296 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,519 My flight leaves in an hour. The restaurant looks so cool. 297 00:26:25,599 --> 00:26:28,000 And you got the dress? 298 00:26:28,079 --> 00:26:29,480 It's in my suitcase. 299 00:26:29,559 --> 00:26:30,720 Great pink. 300 00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:34,799 So, the final version of the speech is great. 301 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,839 Written by hand, so cool. 302 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,559 When I just saw the scan, I'm already in tears. 303 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,680 -Oh thank you. -Maybe just one. 304 00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:47,319 The part, where I helped you with the eating disorder... 305 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,480 -This is what you find... -Too much, yes. 306 00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:51,519 You're so right. Deleted. 307 00:26:51,599 --> 00:26:54,400 Okay, cool. See you in a few hours. 308 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,480 I'm getting married tomorrow. 309 00:27:09,599 --> 00:27:11,759 And here is your tip. 310 00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:14,359 Thanks! 311 00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:18,279 What's that supposed to mean? 312 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,920 -Hello. How are you doing? -Very wonderful. 313 00:27:35,559 --> 00:27:38,519 I'm sorry, but your flight was canceled. 314 00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:43,559 The customer support is at the other end. 315 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,400 When is the next flight? 316 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,480 Unfortunately they are all full. 317 00:27:49,559 --> 00:27:53,119 I booked weeks ago. My best friend is getting married. 318 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,160 I'm sorry. 319 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,240 -I have to go there, absolutely. -I'll see what I can do. 320 00:27:57,319 --> 00:27:59,799 Thank you, thank you very much. 321 00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:08,960 There is still a reserve place for a flight this evening. 322 00:28:11,799 --> 00:28:14,200 It's reserved for our rewards program. 323 00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:17,799 -You need 4.2 for that. -Oh, I'm a 4.2. 324 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,799 Unfortunately, you are only a 4,183. 325 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,000 This isn't my fault. A woman punished me because... 326 00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:32,799 -I couldn't... -No booking without correct ranking. 327 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,319 -It's close. -There's nothing I can do about that. 328 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,119 -Damned! That has to work. -Please moderate yourself. 329 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,200 I'm sorry. It's just... 330 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,480 I am the maid of honor. I have to go to this wedding. 331 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:50,400 I'm really, really sorry. 332 00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:54,319 -Can I speak to the supervisor? -No. 333 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,960 -Call him. -No. 334 00:28:56,039 --> 00:28:59,200 -Call your fucking boss. -We do not tolerate obscenities. 335 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,359 -I'm sorry... -The next customer. 336 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,400 -Do you step aside? -Shit. Help me. 337 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,559 I'm so sorry. 338 00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:12,480 The security service is coming. 339 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,880 No, please don't. 340 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,319 I give you five stars. Here. 341 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,200 -What's up? -Intimidation, profanity. 342 00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:25,559 -I didn't intimidate her... -Quiet, please. Ma'am! 343 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,119 Good to keep things quiet here, 344 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,440 I use my authority as airport police 345 00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:35,319 and shorten it for you one point as a punitive measure. 346 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,680 This is temporary. 347 00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:40,359 -You will receive it back after 24 hours. -But I need him now. 348 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,640 Meanwhile all negative reviews multiplied by 2. 349 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,599 With 2? 350 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,799 -Avoid negative feedback. -I'll get a double fine? 351 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,759 Please leave the airport now. 352 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,759 EXPRESS SWITCH FROM 4.0 353 00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:41,759 -Hello, "Chuck." Great name. -Thanks. 354 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:43,920 I hope you have a great evening. 355 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,200 It's going very well. 356 00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,680 I need a car. 357 00:30:46,759 --> 00:30:49,839 -Do you want a specific one? -Whatever you have there. 358 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,279 Based on your current ranking are you 359 00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:55,319 limited to the super saver fleet. 360 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,359 -Yes. That's... Yes. -I-Cruiser 2? 361 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,440 The twosome still exists? 362 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,240 Come on. 363 00:31:55,519 --> 00:31:56,799 Damned! 364 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:23,599 The little five year old girl that spoke to me at the art camp, 365 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,079 because it noticed that I was afraid. 366 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:31,000 The girl who helped me Sewing Mr. Rags... 367 00:32:33,559 --> 00:32:38,319 Tears, the audience goes crazy. You'll get it. 368 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400 NAOMI CALLS 369 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:49,240 -I'm sorry. I'm on my way. -How far away are you? 370 00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,039 Pretty far. I missed my flight. 371 00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:55,279 -What? -Well, don't miss it... 372 00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:58,240 Then you can do it not for the rehearsal dinner? 373 00:32:58,319 --> 00:33:03,000 No. I am so sorry. It is... 374 00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:05,680 I rented a car. 375 00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:09,440 You drive? This takes nine hours. 376 00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:11,519 I'm making good progress. 377 00:33:11,599 --> 00:33:14,720 And I drive through the night. I see it as an adventure. 378 00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:18,559 Is everything okay? I'll find a replacement if it doesn't work. 379 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,720 No. I'll be there. I swear to Mr. Rags. 380 00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:25,279 OK. Drive carefully. 381 00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:27,440 Rely on it. I... 382 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,759 Come on. 383 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,839 Please. 384 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,679 CHARGE 385 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,599 I'm sorry. 386 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,039 Your charging plug doesn't fit in my car. 387 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,440 -You don't see him often anymore. -It's a rental car. 388 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,320 We have K2Z plugs, You have a K1. 389 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,199 Didn't you get an adapter? 390 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,480 No. Do you have one? 391 00:35:27,599 --> 00:35:30,039 Not here. Ask around. 392 00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:34,039 Thanks. They helped me a lot. 393 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,239 Two stars? 394 00:35:49,559 --> 00:35:51,639 The encounter was inconsequential. 395 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:02,519 Forgiveness. Maybe you have an adapter. Not? 396 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:10,440 Ma'am, did you happen to have one? a K1 adapter in the trunk? 397 00:36:12,159 --> 00:36:18,440 Super. Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? 398 00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:22,440 I have a rental car. And the battery is almost empty. 399 00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:11,159 -Stop. Let's take her with us. -It only has 2.8. 400 00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:14,280 Come on. 401 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,280 I didn't do anything! 402 00:37:43,039 --> 00:37:45,679 You probably need it a ride. 403 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,960 No, I'll be fine. 404 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:59,519 But it doesn't look like that. Come on. I don't bite. 405 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,639 Luther, Mrs. Coffee, red wine, whiskey. 406 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,719 -Help yourself. -No thanks. 407 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,679 Where do you want to go? 408 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,480 As close as possible to Port Mary, that would be great. 409 00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:27,400 Check my feed for warning signs? 410 00:38:29,079 --> 00:38:31,039 Happens to me often. 411 00:38:31,119 --> 00:38:34,079 At 1.4 you have to be an antisocial lunatic, right? 412 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,280 -They seem... -Normal? 413 00:38:41,159 --> 00:38:43,400 Wasn't that easy. 414 00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:46,199 What happened to you? 415 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,400 You are a 2.8, but you don't look like one. 416 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,079 This is only temporary. 417 00:38:52,159 --> 00:38:56,119 I can handle this. I'm going to a wedding. 418 00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:57,599 -As a maid of honor. -Nice. 419 00:38:57,679 --> 00:39:02,039 -Do you want to hear my speech? -No. 420 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:06,960 And why are you a 2.8? 421 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:10,719 I was fined at the airport because I got loud, 422 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,760 and then got a double fine. 423 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,199 -And how was it? -Terrible. 424 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,199 I mean, getting loud? 425 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:25,800 I don't know. I was angry. But now I have the salad. 426 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,199 But as long as I make it to the wedding and give the speech... 427 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,440 They ignore the 2.8. 428 00:39:32,519 --> 00:39:35,519 I belong to the bride. Is it going well... There are lots of high fours. 429 00:39:35,599 --> 00:39:36,719 Good for my curve. 430 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,480 Then my penalty point comes back on, my average value increases. 431 00:39:41,559 --> 00:39:43,119 Then everything will be great. 432 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,440 God, you remind me of myself before. 433 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,519 Like I used to be. 434 00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,480 I used to be a 4.6. 435 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,679 I lived for it. 436 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,320 What work I put into it... 437 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:11,119 Then, eight years ago, my husband Tom is suffering from cancer. 438 00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:16,360 Pancreas. Really bad. The symptoms came late. 439 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,039 I'm so sorry. 440 00:40:20,039 --> 00:40:22,559 You don't know me. You're not sorry. 441 00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:27,159 You're just uncomfortable because I'm you I was struck by the topic of cancer. 442 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,159 Anyway, I have every doctor 5 stars missed, 443 00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,800 every sister, any halfway good advisor. 444 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,639 Thank you very much too. 445 00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,440 Cancer didn't give a shit. He just kept growing. 446 00:40:40,519 --> 00:40:44,559 After a few months we heard from an experimental therapy. 447 00:40:44,639 --> 00:40:48,320 Outrageously expensive. Highly exclusive. 448 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,320 I did what I could, to give him a place there. 449 00:40:54,639 --> 00:40:57,800 Tom was a 4.3. 450 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,280 His bed got a 4.4. 451 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,760 And when he died, I thought to myself: "Fuck it." 452 00:41:13,159 --> 00:41:17,400 From then on I just said, what I wanted, without further ado. 453 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,000 That doesn't always go down well. 454 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:24,239 It's incredible how quickly you slip, 455 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,079 when you start with it. 456 00:41:26,159 --> 00:41:31,280 Many of my friends didn't have much use for honesty. 457 00:41:32,679 --> 00:41:37,000 They treated me like I had pooped next to the dining room table. 458 00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:41,079 But I tell you it was a great feeling... 459 00:41:41,159 --> 00:41:44,559 ...to be rid of these assholes. 460 00:41:44,639 --> 00:41:47,880 It was, like taking off shoes that are squeezing. 461 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,000 -You should try it too. -I beg you. 462 00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:52,360 Why not? 463 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:57,159 I can't take off my shoes and just walk on earth, or something. 464 00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,119 Would be worth a try. 465 00:41:59,199 --> 00:42:00,840 Oh, that's... 466 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,840 See, You had something in your life, 467 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,320 something real, good, and you have lost everything. 468 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,800 And I'm sorry about that. 469 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:16,519 Now you have nothing left to lose. 470 00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:19,679 But I don't even have anything of value. Not yet. 471 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,880 I'm still at it, to fight for this. 472 00:42:24,519 --> 00:42:26,400 And what exactly is “that”? 473 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,880 I don't know. Enough to be satisfied? 474 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:36,920 When I can look around and think: "I think I'm okay." 475 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,119 To be able to breathe and not feeling like... 476 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,440 There is still a long way to go until then. A very long one. 477 00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:52,840 And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game. 478 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,480 We all do that. That's just how the fucking world works. 479 00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,760 Listen... 480 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,920 Maybe you don't know anymore. You're too old to understand it. 481 00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:07,920 I didn't mean it that way. 482 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,239 Don't worry, I'm not judging you negatively. 483 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,199 -Sweetness. -What time is it? 484 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,599 I'm now heading east. You have to ride with someone else. 485 00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:47,679 -Where are we? -About 50km from Port Mary. 486 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,079 Many buses stop here. They'll be fine. 487 00:43:51,159 --> 00:43:54,440 -Good, thanks. -Good luck with your speech. 488 00:43:56,519 --> 00:44:00,679 -I put something in your bag. -Oh yes? 489 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,000 An emergency exit. 490 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:28,679 We are all in this world so busy with ourselves. 491 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,519 What is Sea of ​​Tranquility? He didn't know the series. 492 00:44:32,599 --> 00:44:35,079 I say: "You don't know Sea of Tranquility?" 493 00:44:35,159 --> 00:44:37,119 The most scifi fantasy series ever. 494 00:44:37,199 --> 00:44:39,000 And he: "What is that?" 495 00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:41,760 -Doesn't matter. -I'm allergic to the purple. 496 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,079 I say: “I’m going to the convention in Port Mary. 497 00:44:45,159 --> 00:44:47,760 That's why I look like Lieutenant Duster." 498 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,840 And he: "Port Mary is a long way away." 499 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,599 And then he gives me a star. Thanks too. 500 00:44:57,679 --> 00:44:59,039 See you outside. 501 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,679 Are you going to “Tranquility Con”? 502 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,800 Are you into “Sea of ​​Tranquility”? 503 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,000 Total. 504 00:45:11,079 --> 00:45:14,639 My friend, who is already here, has my costume. 505 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:18,719 I would already be there, but the car broke down. 506 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,000 Well, we still have space in the motorhome. 507 00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,000 Are you a Tranq Head? 508 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,639 -I'm sorry, what? -A "Tranq Head". 509 00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,079 A fan of Sea of ​​Tranquility? 510 00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:40,639 Oh, I see. Here we say “Tranqsters”. 511 00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:45,440 -Who is your favorite character? -Lieutenant Duster, she's great. 512 00:45:45,519 --> 00:45:48,400 -She? -Him, I mean. 513 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,159 Lieutenant Duster has no clear gender. 514 00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,679 I know, that's why you can That's so hard to remember, isn't it? 515 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,960 Forgiveness. I have to get there. My girlfriend is at the convention. 516 00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:08,920 Oh God, what a crazy night. But I'm almost there. 517 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,519 Don't come. 518 00:46:10,599 --> 00:46:14,280 What? No, I'll be there in an hour. 519 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,800 I don't want you here. 520 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,840 I can't do 2.6 use at my wedding. 521 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,119 No, this is only temporary. That will change soon. 522 00:46:23,199 --> 00:46:25,440 Well, the wedding is today. So... 523 00:46:25,519 --> 00:46:28,000 -But that doesn't change anything. -Lacie. 524 00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:30,199 -I can still give the speech. -Lacie. 525 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,480 And then Mr. Rags? 526 00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:36,199 But you invited me. 527 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,280 You saw the guest list. They are all at least 4.5. 528 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,000 If they get a 2.6 they freak out. 529 00:46:41,079 --> 00:46:42,320 I won't risk that. 530 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,199 Also, I've been here for six months not less than 4.7. 531 00:46:46,599 --> 00:46:50,039 You said you wanted to have your oldest friend with you. 532 00:46:50,119 --> 00:46:53,280 When I wanted you to give the speech, you were at 4.2. 533 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,559 A real old tape with a low four 534 00:46:55,639 --> 00:46:59,480 in combination with this great group would have been a perfect fit. 535 00:46:59,559 --> 00:47:02,519 According to the prediction that would be a prestige jump of 0.2. 536 00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:05,519 But now you're under three. Sorry. 537 00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:09,559 That would be a bit of a scandal. That would just leave us in a bad position. 538 00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:12,000 Was it just about the numbers? 539 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:14,039 Stop it already. 540 00:47:14,119 --> 00:47:17,360 You too. You wanted to have the A-votes. 541 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,119 You can't get it alone. Let's not kid ourselves. 542 00:47:20,199 --> 00:47:22,639 Oh, I... I get the votes. 543 00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,000 Do you just want to dance here? and win everyone over to you? 544 00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:29,360 Exactly. I give my speech. 545 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,679 No, you don't. 546 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:35,039 Oh yes, and after that they will me rate in the sky. 547 00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:37,880 They will cry with emotion. 548 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,239 Go home! 549 00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:52,280 I have your shit series never seen in my life. 550 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,039 I hope she gets canceled! 551 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,159 I need a ride! 552 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,440 Can I borrow your bike? 553 00:48:47,519 --> 00:48:51,360 -What? -Can I borrow your bike? 554 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:56,360 Do you take, Naomi Jane Lester, this man to your husband? 555 00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:00,119 Do you want to marry him, 556 00:49:00,199 --> 00:49:06,000 love and honor him, in health and in illness, 557 00:49:06,079 --> 00:49:09,559 and renounce all others and be faithful to him forever... 558 00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,360 WELCOME TO HONEYSUCKLE 559 00:49:38,519 --> 00:49:40,760 INTAKE MINIMUM 3.8 NO EXCEPTIONS 560 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,360 There's my best man Anthony. Applause for him. 561 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,440 You were there from the beginning. 562 00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:22,320 I love and appreciate you. 563 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:26,000 Crazy speech by the way... for your circumstances. 564 00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:42,880 We have a lot of people to thank. 565 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,400 Our beautiful bridesmaids. 566 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,000 But my deepest thanks, 567 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:55,199 my warmest thanks goes to my best friend... 568 00:50:56,159 --> 00:51:01,719 ...my lover and, as I can now say with all honor, 569 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,079 ...my wife. 570 00:51:08,639 --> 00:51:13,079 Applause for Naomi. One! Two! Three! Naomi! 571 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,800 I love you! 572 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,519 You are fantastic. 573 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,159 -Five stars. -You deserve that too. 574 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,800 Hello, everyone. 575 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:56,239 Would everyone please listen for a moment? 576 00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,639 -Throw her out. -That would go down badly. 577 00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:04,760 She's a fucking 1.1. 578 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:10,119 For those who don't know me, and that's all... 579 00:52:10,199 --> 00:52:14,159 My name is Lacie Pound. 580 00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:15,760 Believe it or not, 581 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,599 I am one of Naomi's oldest friends. 582 00:52:21,679 --> 00:52:25,320 Nice to meet you, Paul. I've heard a lot about you. 583 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,559 He's a pretty big fish, this Paul. 584 00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:32,039 He even makes his own tapenade. 585 00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:39,119 However. 586 00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:45,920 I... pretty much have my whole life looked up at Naomi. 587 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,800 We met when we were five 588 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,760 and were inseparable until our teenage years. 589 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,920 We have over all girls' topics were discussed. 590 00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,360 Guys, hair, care products, even more boys. 591 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:05,000 I tried sometimes to expand the range of topics 592 00:53:05,079 --> 00:53:09,920 and talk about climate change, but she found things like that boring. 593 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,800 It is. Screw the planet, right? 594 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,800 Thanks. Come on. Let's have some fun. 595 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,559 Fuck the planet. 596 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,159 Anyway... 597 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:38,760 I pretty much have my whole life looked up to Naomi, 598 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:44,199 which means that she looked down on me. 599 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,719 Always with a smile. 600 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,599 At school I could cry to her. 601 00:53:52,679 --> 00:53:58,039 She obviously liked that. And I've never had any luck with boys. 602 00:53:58,119 --> 00:54:02,199 Next to Naomi I was just... 603 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,519 That was it. 604 00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:09,320 She had a really firm ass, 605 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,639 like two fists. 606 00:54:15,519 --> 00:54:17,679 And for me everything... 607 00:54:21,159 --> 00:54:25,679 I was walking through the school hallway... 608 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,639 She was there for me. 609 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,280 Held my hair... 610 00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:56,320 ...while puking I knelt in front of the toilet. 611 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,400 Thanks for that, Naomi. 612 00:55:07,599 --> 00:55:09,840 I always wanted to be you. 613 00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:12,880 And... 614 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,360 That's probably why you have you left with me for so long. 615 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,360 Until you get the new job 616 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:27,400 and send new friends. 617 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,840 And this... 618 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,880 ...stupid asshole. 619 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,159 You didn't need me anymore. You probably found a new Lacie. 620 00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,400 A new best friend. 621 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,679 You just moved on to the next one. 622 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,280 I'll come to Mr. Rags, okay? God. 623 00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:52,559 Don't come any closer. 624 00:55:54,679 --> 00:55:57,599 Not a step closer, otherwise I'll kill him. 625 00:55:57,679 --> 00:56:00,920 I'll cut off his head and shove it up my ass. 626 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,519 Time is almost up. 627 00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:07,880 I just wanted to say, in this world, 628 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,960 where everyone busy with his shit, 629 00:56:11,039 --> 00:56:14,119 let's not forget what is really important. 630 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:21,119 Luck and shit Paul and Naomi... And, God... 631 00:56:21,199 --> 00:56:25,280 She... She fucked Greg. 632 00:56:27,039 --> 00:56:28,800 I know it. 633 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,039 I know it. 634 00:56:33,119 --> 00:56:34,320 Don't deny it. 635 00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:44,599 The five year old girl that spoke to me at the art camp, 636 00:56:44,679 --> 00:56:47,320 because it noticed that I was afraid 637 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,920 and helped me Mr. Rags to sew. 638 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,679 He reminds me of you and that what you meant to me. 639 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,920 It's such an honor for me, to be a part of this shit. 640 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:05,199 I love you, Ney Ney! Always. 641 00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,559 I love you! 642 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,639 What are you staring at? 643 00:59:55,719 --> 00:59:57,760 I'm surprised because you're staring like that. 644 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,159 So... 645 01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:02,599 Leave that. 646 01:00:02,679 --> 01:00:05,679 What? Amaze me? 647 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:13,280 -The world would be desolate without miracles. -I don't give a shit about your world. 648 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,400 I think your bra is ugly. 649 01:00:18,679 --> 01:00:21,480 I think your mustache is ugly. 650 01:00:21,559 --> 01:00:23,360 I find your aura ugly. 651 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,760 -My aura? -Yes. 652 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,320 I find your... 653 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,039 ...head ugly, your whole head looks stupid. 654 01:00:34,119 --> 01:00:35,280 Oh yes? 655 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:41,159 You look like an alcoholic ex-weathercaster. 656 01:00:41,239 --> 01:00:43,840 You listen to yourself like a poor lamb, 657 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,280 learned that there is no Santa Claus. 658 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,159 What a cartoon character had to fuck your mother 659 01:00:50,239 --> 01:00:51,920 so you could get out? 660 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,840 At least I was born 661 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:58,239 and not from a tortured cow shitted out in a secret laboratory. 662 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,679 -You were thrown out of there. -Oh yes? 663 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,639 Yes, flushed out. 664 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,400 Into the sewers. 665 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:09,159 Your face is a shitty... 666 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,280 A biology accident involving Picasso rubbed his eyes and said: 667 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,760 "That doesn't make any sense." 668 01:01:18,519 --> 01:01:21,199 -You're a shit cow. -Fuck you! 669 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,960 -Fuck you on Wednesday. -Fuck you for Christmas. 670 01:01:24,039 --> 01:01:26,559 Fuck you!